We appreciate great intercollegiate smack, even if it’s focused on the gridiron.

Which is why when we saw that USC had placed an incredibly defiant billboard stating “You Would Have if You Could Have” in the heart of Westwood (mere blocks from UCLA), we had to rise and applaud the Men of Troy’s brashness.

Of course, UCLA might respond with its own billboard in several ways. Here are some quick thoughts:

• “13-9. Dec. 2, 2006.”
• “Even your billboards move to Westwood.”
• “All your TimFloyd are belong to us.”
• “UCLA grad: Kareem; USC Grad: OJ” (w/ pics of course)
• “USC: University of South Central”

We’re sure our LA-area readers can come up with better ones (all three of them).

(major h/t to Lion in Oil for this find)