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		<title>Johnny Mac Would Like You To Check Your Prostate</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<div><p>No, that&#8217;s not a euphemism. </p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">We received this email today suggesting that we invite our readers to enjoy an early viewing of this commercial through the miracle of Youtube.  It&#8217;s scheduled to debut during the between-game period of the Final Four on Saturday.  Ummmkay. </p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">So what do you think, dear readers?  Other than the fact that it completely sucks in every possible manner of cliched sucktitude, aren&#8217;t you now ready to make an appointment to get fisted by a probe handled by some sadistic doctor on Monday? </p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Look, we&#8217;re sure there&#8217;s a good cause behind this 50 [...]</div>]]></description>
		
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