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		<title>Johnny Mac Would Like You To Check Your Prostate</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<div><p>No, that&#8217;s not a euphemism. </p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">We received this email today suggesting that we invite our readers to enjoy an early viewing of this commercial through the miracle of Youtube.  It&#8217;s scheduled to debut during the between-game period of the Final Four on Saturday.  Ummmkay. </p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">So what do you think, dear readers?  Other than the fact that it completely sucks in every possible manner of cliched sucktitude, aren&#8217;t you now ready to make an appointment to get fisted by a probe handled by some sadistic doctor on Monday? </p>
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		<title>Jimmy Connors Is Having None of Your Instructions</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align:justify;">Somehow in the libational haze of last Friday night&#8217;s self-induced dystopia, we noted a strange factoid surfacing across the ESPN bottom-line crawler.  Tennis great Jimmy Connors, he of the former #1 ranking and a current Santa Barbara resident, had gotten into some kind of row with another fan outside the UCSB Thunderdome prior to the Gauchos&#8217; game with #1 North Carolina, and found himself arrested.  The story got lost among all the football and hoops this weekend, but we wanted to make sure that we remembered it correctly.  Turns out, we did.  From the NY Daily News report:</p>
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