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		<title>Report: Duke&#8217;s Kyle Singler Ineligible For Final Four</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: justify;">Anti-Dookies rejoiced today as a long-hoped-for NCAA intervention dropped on the Duke program when the NCAA, in an emergency injunction, declared star forward Kyle Singler ineligible to play in the Final Four this weekend.  As a result of illegal benefits he took while playing in a summer league in the Research Triangle Park area last year, his collegiate career is now over.  We&#8217;re still piecing together the details, but reports from both parties (the NCAA and Duke) seem conclusive in the fact that Singler will not play.  Here&#8217;s the statement from Duke&#8217;s media relations representative:</p>
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		<title>Those Silly PTI Guys&#8230;</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: justify;">Apparently the fellas at PTI gave the denizens of Kentucky a heart attack yesterday afternoon, as their annual April Fool&#8217;s prank went on for a solid two minutes before they broke character and fessed up to the deception.  So what was the news that put an entire state, still giddy over its hire of John Calipari, into a panic?  That former Kentucky capo Rick Pitino was heading back to Lexington to take over the vacated position in a last-minute whirlabout from the Calipari hire.  It was enough drama to turn even the hardiest of UK fans into a [...]</div>]]></description>
		
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